So this is my first post... and I'll start off with something pretty random:

Review of Naruto 3, the Game
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It's not just a game. It's a way of life. Some people play Naruto religiously everytime we happen to drop by the apartment. Sometimes, I wonder if Christine(before she moved back to SoCal) and Jess are there just to serve the people drinks while they start the GameCube. OK, on with review!

It's a very simple game. One of the simplest fighting games I've ever encountered. Most combos involve pressing a long string of b's followed by an occasional a. This is usually followed by people cussing & swearing in various expletives about the reasons they got owned e.g their wireless gamecube controller sucks, they had menstrual cramps, Jess was blocking the screen etc.

A brief review of the characters in the game(some intentionally left out. don't ask me why)

Naruto
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I don't know how to play him. But he has kyubii when his life drops to red and his rasengan will take out 80% of your health.

Neiji
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The super-kaiten combo is extremely annoying. Is actually deadly even in the hands of wireless-controller-whining players.

Zabuza
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The man with the big sword. Male players who use him are normally insecure about themselves.

Tenten
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Tenten is an annoying little bitch. She is quite possibly one of the most useless characters in the manga, next to hinata. In the game, she is actually dangerous. She's good for players who like to prance around like little fairy boys while throwing random shit at their opponents.

Sasuke
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He's cheap. Really. So goddamn cheap I use him most of the time. Annoys the heck out of people who hate teleporting players.

Itachi
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Even cheaper than Sasuke. Cheapness must be the bloodline ability of the Uchiha.

Iruka
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The deadliest of them all. I am not kidding. No one beats team useless. If I recall correctly, there was a team-useless winning streak of 10 games to 0 sometime back. Go figure. I think Iruka deserves to be the bloody hokage.

That's all folks. This concludes my fair and balanced review of naruto, the game.